Why we think Jon Hamm would be perfect in porn

After Jon Hamm admitted to working as a set dresser for soft-core porn movies, we realized the actor would be pretty great in the adult entertainment industry.

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OK, disclaimer time: We are not encouraging Jon Hamm to pursue a career in the porn industry, but we have become aware of the fact that he would do very well in it. We’re just trying to explore all his future options…

Our revelation comes at a ripe time, considering the actor recently confessed to Vanity Fair that he used to make ends meet “working as a set dresser for Cinemax soft-core porn movies.” So we can obviously count on him to have experience with the inner workings of the industry. Just think, all our Don Draper fantasies could come true.

But don’t worry, we’re not basing our theory on just one little bit of information; we have epic arguments, people! Feel free to disagree:

1. His name

OK, how did we never see this before? Jon Hamm is a twofold euphemism for male genitalia. This is a gold mine in the porn industry. Throw in a couple of “long Jon” quips and a “Hamm sandwich” position, and boom! A porn movie is born. We have just opened your eyes. You’re welcome.

2. The question of the nether region

Jon Hamm is quite famous for being well endowed below the deck. This fact is constantly reiterated by the actor’s loathing for wearing underwear, which makes visibility of the organ in question quite prominent. Again, this kind of anatomy sets him up as a splendid candidate for the porn industry — especially with his name.

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3. All the looks

This is why we think Hamm would be perfect for the porn industry. Other than having an El Dorado of a name and being well equipped, the actor is gorgeous! He’s a triple threat, so to speak.

We’re sure his Mad Men fame would also benefit his career if he chose to shimmy over to the adult entertainment industry. Are we crazy, or are we spotting a prime opportunity here?

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