Enrique Iglesias’ small penis; other awkward celeb moments

Enrique Iglesias decided to open up about his private life in a recent interview. Unfortunately he mostly discussed the private life of his privates. Awkward!

Enrique Iglesias

Hey, you know what was missing from your life? The graphic image of Enrique Iglesias’ private parts. No worries, though. He’s got this covered!

For reasons unknown, the 38-year-old singer graciously shared intimate details regarding his manhood with the New York Post last week, and now we will kindly volley that information your way. Because misery really does love company.

“I go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around,” Enrique told his interviewer.

When asked about the geographical whereabouts of his skinny-dipping ways, the singer responded, “I’m not going to tell you, because it will ruin my career. There’s not a lot to show off.”

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Cue screeching-tires sound in your ears. You’d think that would be the beginning and end of that discussion, but it most certainly was not. Iglesias wanted to share a couple of other particulars about his penis. You are so welcome!

“My worst defect is from my waist down,” he continued. “I’m sorry, no. That’s not my worst defect…but it is a little curved.”

Boom! Nothing to show off and a little curved. Didn’t that ruin your life just now? It’s not that we’re really concerned with the magnitude of Iglesias’ privates. It’s the fact that none of us really needed to know the details. Too much information, Enrique! Too much.

But since we’re on a roll here and already walking down a dark path, here are a few other rather awkward celebrity moments of the past year:

Morgan Freeman taking a nap

Morgan Freeman

This is very adorable for Morgan Freeman but awkward for the journalist. During an interview promoting Now You See Me on Fox’s Seattle-Tacoma station, Q13, Freeman nodded off! Yep, he fell asleep. The 76-year-old actor later stated that he was testing out “Google Eyelids” and was updating his Facebook page. Clever, sir!

Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar fall

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We all remember this one. Everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence — fact. So when the actress tripped and fell on the stairs on her way to the stage during the 2013 Academy Awards, we all collectively almost threw up. The combination of mortification and inability to help her made the situation almost unbearable for any viewer. Although Lawrence was a complete champ about it, we had a much tougher time shaking it off. We love her too much…

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Justin Bieber hearts Anne Frank

Justin Bieber

This was one of the biggest palm-to-face moments of the entire year. During a visit to Amsterdam’s Anne Frank House, Justin Bieber wrote in the guestbook: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” We feel as if even “you rock” or “cheese is delicious” would have been more poignant than the last sentence of that message. But solid effort! Maybe the quote is out of context.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke extravaganza

Robin Thicke, Miley Cyrus

Nothing quite beats watching a 20-year-old and a 36-year-old grinding it up onstage. We cannot thank Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke enough for the wonderful visual gift they gave us during the MTV VMAs. The vivid imagery of the foam finger action will be forever emblazoned in our consciousness. It was as if somebody decided to re-enact every parent’s worst nightmare on national television. Super.

Are there any awkward celebrity moments of last year that we forgot to mention? Which one is your favourite?

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Photos courtesy of C.M. Wiggins, Sakura, Joel Ginsburg and WENN.com

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