Maybe some of you are having a rough week; maybe your week has been a breeze. Either way, everybody can use a chuckle or an inspirational message every once in a while.
This week, some celebrities have been exemplary tweeters, and we’d like to celebrate that! We present to you the crème de la crème of their tweets.
Let’s start with a classic joke…
Why do you never see hippopotamuses hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #ClassicJokeWednesday
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 20, 2013
You don’t need to be fancy with your jokes. Sometimes an old, cheesy classic will do the trick. Plus, it’s Ellen DeGeneres — she’s incapable of not being funny.
Do you like to party?
The most disturbing thing a person can say to another person is ‘do you like to party’
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) November 21, 2013
While it is funny, we’d like to politely disagree. We think the most disturbing thing a person can say to another person is, “You look just like my first victim.” But Parks and Recreation‘s Rashida Jones’ selection is a close second.
The gravity of the situation
Do you think, in outer space, a person admitting to their involvement in a homicide understands the gravity of the situation?
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) November 20, 2013
Whether or not they understand the gravity of the situation, the other astronauts might need some space to come to terms with the admission. What a stellar joke, Dane Cook! We love us a good wordplay.
It can never be just good news
A new study has found that women would rather watch TV than have sex. Sort of good news/bad news thing for me.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 21, 2013
Well, can’t argue with a study like that! Of course, it’s bittersweet for any TV show host like Conan O’Brien — or any man, for that matter. If only you could combine both…
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