Well, this is interesting. Chris Brown admitted that he lost his virginity at 8-years-old to a teenage girl and was very confident speaking to girls.
Well, this is a piece of information that will forevermore be emblazoned in your mind. . . You are so welcome.
In a rather revealing interview with the U.K. Guardian, Chris Brown admitted that he lost his virginity at a very tender age — 8 years old, to be precise — to a girl who was about 14 or 15. Makes you want to weep and wail for days, doesn’t it?
“It’s different in the country,” Brown stated, also revealing that he watched loads of porn with his buddies at the time. “By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.”
Oh, unknowable universe, why must you test us like this? The idea of a toddler — because let’s be honest, 8-year-olds are not far off that — watching porn and being “hot to trot” is traumatic. Eight-year-olds still stick crayons up their nose and secretly eat the entire jar of Nutella under the table. They don’t do anything sexual! The implications of otherwise are catastrophic to the very fabric of the space-time continuum.
The most shocking part is that Brown is not alone; there is a village of celebrities who have lost their virginities at a criminally early age to, for the most part, much older counterparts. Although, nobody was as young as Brown; these are not Biblical times for Pete’s sake!
But, Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers admitted that he lost his virginity at 12-years-old to —wait for it — his father’s girlfriend (that simply has to be illegal)! Johnny Depp lost his virginity at 13-years-old, while Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe lost his at 16 (which seems almost prudish of him in this context). Britney Spears lost her virginity at 14-years-old, just like Angelina Jolie and Khloe Kardashian. Puts your mind at ease, doesn’t it?
To offset the thoughts of children doing such things, Tina Fey lost her virginity at 24-years-old, while Lisa Kudrow was 32 and waited until marriage. Share your thoughts below!
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