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Kim Kardashian is pregnant!

Mercy! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their first offspring! Yes, Kimmy is 12 weeks pregnant.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

It turns out the end of the world is in 2013…

You may need a moment to wrap your head around this neat little fact, but Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their first baby together.

Yes, Kanye is reproducing, multiplying, getting stronger. The horror, the horror!

West announced the pregnancy to concert-goers in Atlantic City, and E! News has confirmed that Kardashian is indeed carrying a Kanye-esque demon spawn — erm — we mean, Kanye’s child.

The Kardashian clan is all over the news, and Twitter has never been flooded with so many Kim-related messages…

Kardashian’s mama, Kris Jenner, tweeted, “Im a happy girl !!!!!!!!! Wowza! Oh BABY BABY BABY.”

Khloé Kardashian Odom posted, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”

While Kourtney Kardashian said, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can! Another angel to welcome to our family. Overwhelmed with excitement!”

With the new year rolling in, this news will surely give you hope. Kimmy is 12 weeks pregnant. What we need now is for Taylor Swift to announce her pregnancy, and then the balance of the world shall be restored.

Until then, it will be safer to evacuate into the mountains of Pic de Bugarach… Take only what you need, we have no time!

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