Justin and Selena are no more!

It may have been unrealistic, but we don’t care! Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Nothing makes sense; the sun don’t shine.

Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber

So the unicorns have turned into horses, and the rainbows have disintegrated in the sky… We have some bad news, y’all.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have ended their courtship. We would like to impose a moment of silence, please.

Moment’s up! So here’s the deal: Despite the false rumours swirling around the couple for the past month, they did actually break up last week. For realsies.

“Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship,” a source revealed to E! News.

They should have worked harder! The meaning of life is now teetering on the brink of a dark abyss… We need Bieberelena! A campaign must be launched; flags must go up — we have a mission, people!

The couple went all public with their loff back in February 2011, and have since become the cutest couple ever coupled. They could only be cuter if they were little bunnies.

The two have since emerged post-split, and they’re holding up well. Biebs briefly commented on the breakup on the Open House Party radio show on Saturday, saying, “I don’t know what’s going on in my life. To even assess that, it doesn’t make sense, ’cause I have not made any comment.”

Yes, well, Justin needs to figure it out and get back together with Selena — otherwise our heads will explode.

What do you think? Will/should they get back together? Opinionate.

Photo courtesy of WENN.com

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