Uma Thurman named her daughter what?

We appreciate creativity during the baby naming process, but there is a fine line between imagination and insanity. Uma Thurman finally revealed her daughter’s name, and we regret wondering in the first place.

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Wow! We know celebrities have a lot of fun naming their children, but this is just too much!

Uma Thurman‘s daughter, with boo Arpad Busson, entered the world back in the summer, but her name was yet to be bequeathed to the public. There’s a reason for that, folks.

Errbody, meet Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson!

Oh, it’s real. Who said you have to choose just one name for your child? Just use your top 10!

Apparently Uma and Arpad found this name a little lengthy for daily use, so they’ve nicknamed the child Luna. Oh, what? You thought Rosa would be her nickname? No, no — that’s too logical for this pair.

“Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father,” Thurman’s rep told E! News.

Well, if ethics can be suspended for the sentiment certain names hold for us, our next offspring shall be aptly named Baskin Robbins Diamond Taco Bell Depp Gosling Ferrari… That’s OK, right?

Thurman has two other children with ex-husband Ethan Hawke — daughter Maya Ray and son Levon. Busson has two children with ex-wife Elle Macpherson, sons Flynn and Cy. Neither of them has a history of ridiculous baby names, so what happened here?

What do you think? Does this qualify as child abuse?

Photo courtesy of Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.com

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