Hulk Hogan sex tape is online!

This is even painful to discuss, but the Hulk Hogan sex tape is out in the open. A short preview clip has surfaced online, featuring the unspeakable.

Hulk Hogan

Oh life, you cruel creature! Just when our memories began to heal post-Hulk Hogan sex tape news, it’s clawed its way back into our lives to traumatize our delicate minds yet again. The horror!

A less-than-kind website, Gawker, has posted a preview of the rumoured sex tape after an anonymous source gave it a copy.

The 1-1/2-minute clip was taken from a sultry 30-minute video and features Hogan (obviously) and an unidentified brunette who is neither his current wife nor ex-wife. The clippity clip shows the WWE star in a variety of compromising scenes and odd conversations.

At some point, Hogan’s lady friend tells him (brace yourself), “You’re a hot commodity,” to which he responds, “Yeah, right,” whilst playing with his sock… What? The sheer knowledge of the tape’s existence is detrimental to the survival of humankind; we definitely don’t need the accompanying dialogue!

If you don’t remember (lucky you), this whole bizarre tape business began when Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment wanted to get his mitts on a copy of this cinematographic masterpiece from a third-party seller. Hogan is seeking legal action to prevent any profits from being made, and claims it was filmed without his consent.

Now you’re all caught up on the celebrity sex tape circuit. Opinions?

Photo courtesy of WENN.com

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