Madonna hearts Lady Gaga

We are so confused by Madonna’s relationship with Lady Gaga. What is going on? Recently, after much hate, Madge confessed to her concert crowd that she loves Gaga.

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Girls will be girls, right?

In the never-ending feud between two mediocre performers, Madonna has finally decided to embrace Lady Gaga and put some love waves out into the world. We are beaming with pride.

So here’s the pretext of this happy ending. This “feud” is actually very akin to the chicken vs. egg argument, where people ardently shout things, but in the end, no one really cares. Madonna claims she is the original law-breaking girl in the music industry, hence everyone doing anything outside the box is a granted replica of her. Lady Gaga doesn’t agree, so the skies darken, babies cry and the universe implodes.

Finally Madonna has taken her private elevator down from the penthouse of pretentiousness and descended to the humble even ground to tell the world that Lady Gaga is awesome sauce. Let’s check it out, shall we?

“I’m going to dedicate this next song… to Lady Gaga,” the Material Girl told the crowd in Atlantic City on Saturday before launching into “Masterpiece.” “You wanna know something? I love her. I love her. I do love her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. But one day, very soon, we’re going to be onstage together. Just you wait. You think I’m kidding? I love Lady Gaga.”

Was she being honest? Only the walls of a Kabbalah centre really know. As it stands, the only way Lady Gaga and Madonna will meet onstage is if it is a boxing rink filled with Jell-O, trapped inside a giant “Fame” bottle, with burning crosses all around — to please both ladies and to get that pesky tension out.

For the record, we still love Madge. She’s like the wacky aunt we never had.

But what do you guys think? Is peace upon us, or shall the war rage on endlessly?

Photo courtesy of Dominic Chan / WENN.com

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