Courtney Stodden turns 18, ripe for the adult industry

Oy. This is a little unusual. Media-dubbed “teen bride” Courtney Stodden turned 18 yesterday and has been flooded with countless adult film offers.

So the lovely and classy creature pictured right is Courtney StoddenCourtney Stodden — commonly known as the “teen bride” — and folks, she turned 18 years old just yesterday.

Stodden was propelled to fame with her marital union to Doug Hutchison (of X-Files and Lost) at the tender age of 16. And now, if she chooses to obtain employment, the adult film industry is ready to receive her with open arms.

The newly branded 18-year-old has been flooded with offers for various adult film appearances. Let’s check ’em out, shall we?

Media company Brazzers is offering Stodden an opportunity to lead in four sexual scenes in a genre of her choosing. The website Twistys is offering a deal for a shoot in an erotic destination of her preference and a feature as Twistys Treat of the Month. If you don’t mind us asking, what is an “erotic destination”? A pleather store? A plastic shoe liquidation centre?

These offers are just the tip of the iceberg, but according to Stodden’s manager, Krista Keller (who happens to also be her mother), Courtney is not in a hurry to accept any offers — yet.

“She is taking it one day at a time. She woke up today and was flooded with offers. Lots of the porn companies have put out happy birthday videos with lucrative contract offers. She, however, has not giving it much thought. She is enjoying her birthday with her husband, loved ones and her adorable blue italian greyhound puppy Dourtney! She is having her momager handle all this business as usual.”

Well, that’s an awfully calm response to a multitude of adult film offers for Keller’s 18-year-old daughter. Which part of this is “usual”? Oh Courtney, you little porcelain unicorn, you…

We are at a loss for words here, really. We just want to grab little Courtney, slap some track pants and runners on her, feed her a balanced meal and let her go to the mall like your regular, run-of-the-mill teenager. Opinions?

Photo courtesy of WENN.com

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