This baby is going to be a comedian. That’s it, no negotiations. With such a genetic predisposition to comedy, it’d be a shame not to continue the family craft.
“Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are happy to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy Jack,” the couple’s rep told E! News. “He arrived earlier than expected and will be spending some time in the NICU. The happy parents thank you for your warm wishes and ask that you honor their privacy during this time.”
The little tyke must have been in a real hurry to make his first joke. No word yet as to how long the baby will spend in NICU (neonatal intensive care unit), but Pratt is definitely not deterred from making you laugh and, perhaps, throwing the glove down for a challenge.
“It’s a boy! Thanks for all your kind words. In lieu of gifts we ask that you mouth kiss a stranger,” the actor tweeted yesterday.
Just keep it within the frames of the law. So no climbing into strangers’ windows at night — unless they are totally giving you the signal whilst you’re sitting in the tree with night goggles.
Congrats to the newly branded parents! Opinions?