In the buff: Lacey Schwimmer and the naked man

There’s a reason no everyone loves surprises… Lacey Schwimmer discovered a naked gentleman in her bathroom.

Lacey Schwimmer

There’s a lesson in all of this. Let’s find out what it is.

Lacey Schwimmer of Dancing with the Stars discovered a strange, unclothed man in her dressing room in Las Vegas.

Wait, what?

No, no, that’s right. Upon entering her room, Schwimmer discovered a naked man entering her shower… Surprise! The unidentified gentleman has not been caught but was last seen wearing a birthday suit (le joke).

“Lacey will go on with the show tonight. She is shook up, but the show must go on. She entered her dressing room to find the naked man entering her shower, ” the star’s rep stated.

We should take a moment to imagine what kind of hygienic emergency would possess an individual so wholly that he would be forced to break in to a celebrity’s bathroom to take a shower. Unless, of course, that was an attempt to seduce Schwimmer… In which case, you gotta give the chap points for originality.

Hopefully Schwimmer can find her happy place and sleep soundly, even though the naked man is on the loose — biding his time, desperately looking for a shower cabin.

But to conclude with the moral of this story: Do not break in to dressing rooms, get naked and stick around for a shower. The gaol time is just not worth it.

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