No need to pinch yourselves; this is not a dream. Snooki is rumoured to be engaged to her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. But wait — there’s more…
Dear, Almighty Zeus! The hairspray and tanning business is definitely going to flourish and prosper.
Le gasp. Say whaaa…? A ring and a little meatball? Too much for our little mortal hearts!
A close source confirmed the engagement to People magazine and claimed that the couple is already making plans. Of course, a mysterious source who knows everything… But we’ll take it.
Here’s what Snooks had to say in January (let’s call it foreshadowing): “I know he’s the one so I know the ring’s gonna come soon. Well, not soon-soon. He knows it should be big, because if it’s small I’m saying no. Like, ‘Get another ring!'”
Snooki recently moved and is now sharing a house with Jenni “JWoww” Farley, which will be used in their new spin-off reality series. Initially, the programme was to focus on the two friends; but now, it might chronicle Snooki’s journey through pregnancy. What a glorious happening for the whole world.
There is no mercy. Sooner or later there will be a Snooki Jr. That’s when you know it’s time to flee the continent… Australia sounds nice. Good luck to all!
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