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Everything to know about Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 15 funny tweets

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is an annual tradition rife with nostalgia, holiday spirit and, well, a few well-timed fails, too. If you couldn’t catch the festivities this year, here’s everything you need to know boiled down to 15 hilarious tweets.

1. Larger-than-life Elf on the Shelf

Truer words have never been spoken.

2. Where’s the replay button?
Sorry, little dude… Macy’s parade doesn’t come with real-life DVR. Although, c’mon, that would be kind of cool.

3. Broadway extravaganza

What? No love for Broadway? OK, so this year’s parade was a little heavy on the Broadway vibe… maybe next year they’ll have gigantic, hot-air-filled Idina Menzels and Hugh Jackmans.

4. Ah, this is what it’s all about, folks

What says holiday love and the spirit of Thanksgiving more than laughing at people losing their balance and watching pop stars look like foreign film dub-overs?

5. She can be our Patronus
Oh, honey. We commiserate with you because we have been you. You know, minus the 3 million people watching.

6. You can’t keep this under wraps

Hey, nobody said being a grown-up would be easy. Or dignified.

7. As awards go, this one’s pretty impressive

It’s not exactly a resounding endorsement — except on a day like this. The fact that she is, in actuality, a Disney princess with magical powers may or may not give her the edge.

8. Nothing says Christmas like… cannibalism

He didn’t get that hyperbaric belly like a bowl full of jelly by eating blow-up celery sticks.

9. This is what we call hitting the wrong note

Listen, we’ve busted our butts in an NYC street while not trying to simultaneously play a musical instrument in front of throngs of people and Sea World protesters. Color us impressed with this chick.

10. Times, they have a’changed

At least it wasn’t Miley Cyrus?

11. Well played, Macy’s, well played

Everything about this makes our Spidey senses tingle.

12. That’s what you call skills, son

Maybe they’re not bad lip-synchers… maybe they’re actually really, really good ventriloquists.

13. For shame!

If you ask any little girl in the western hemisphere, life is invalid if Idina Menzel isn’t singing “Let it Go” from Frozen.

14. Showmanship is an art form, they say

Amazing! But you have to give it to ’em — some of the performances were so bad, they actually somehow circled back around to good.

15. For once, it wasn’t all about that bass

Ironically, the song Trainor chose to sing was “Lips Are Moving.” Perhaps some of the other performers should have listened to her performance and kept those three words fresh in their minds.

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