1. When she waxes poetic about miniature gift-wrapped fruit
“Beyoncé has a pale booty” and 10 other things we thought when watching the video for her Fifty Shades of Grey song
2. When she implies she is not actually a lesbian
3. When she makes googly eyes at Christian Grey
4. When she sees Christian’s buff bod for the first time
5. When she has popcorn stuck to her lip
6. When she sings “Maneater”
7. When she sees Christian’s lair for the first time.
Haha, made you look! But, seriously, the video is hilarious and you can watch the whole thing over on EllenTube.