Anna Kendrick proves time and time again just how amazingly hilarious she is by saying things we’re all thinking. And, thanks to social media, we can categorize all these thoughts into one perfect place for your reading pleasure. Not gonna lie, I read these tweets and wondered if there will ever be a day I’m lucky enough to be so clever. One can hope. In the meantime, enjoy!
1. On living on the edge:
Wearing an SPF 20 today. The danger is exhilarating.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 30, 2014
2. On being single:
Cooking for one sucks because no matter how I portion it I seem to end up wasting food. Also loneliness.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 16, 2014
3. On Harry Potter (if you don’t get this one, I pity you):
My Patronus is a corgi.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 26, 2014
4. On cooking magazines:
Why do I buy cooking magazines in airports? I might as well be buying porn. I get all excited but there's nothing I can do about it.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 12, 2014
5. On Instagram filters:
Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 25, 2014
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6. On her sense of style:
Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron. pic.twitter.com/XSFJcN9ZLt
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 23, 2014
7. On dieting:
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 11, 2014
8. On her day-to-day activities:
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 4, 2014
9. On getting older:
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like a "former fetus."
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2014
10. On fan love:
11. On Flash updates:
No, flash player, I will not update you now. Not until the day I try to watch Hulu and it won't play. Not a moment sooner!!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 25, 2014
12. On Presidents’ Day:
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 17, 2014
13. On the holidays:
Remember guys, the better she looks in that dress, the scarier her underwear is. Merry Christmas!
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 23, 2013
14. On that eternal phone-versus-text dilemma:
If you call me on the phone I don't want to talk to you.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 23, 2015
15. On delicious, delicious snacks:
Why are we excited about Oreo Thins? I'm still waiting on triple-stuffed. So.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 16, 2015
16. On your computer judging you:
I like how Word will underline a mistake, let me hit ignore, and 5 seconds later underline it again like "Ooo, sweetie are you sure?"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 21, 2015
17. On being “just like us”:
Lunch break. Haven't been selected yet. Think my favorite thing so far is the overriding feeling that I'm about to get yelled at. #juryduty
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2015
18. On being a creepy fangirl:
Real question: What are the chances I make it through #BatmanvSuperman without blurting "You guys should kiss though."
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2016
19. On future career paths:
I feel like being a lawyer would be super easy.
Other lawyer: "Objection!"
*looks knowingly at jury*
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 6, 2016
20. On Fifty Shades of Grey:
Oh, trust us, we didn’t forget the Fifty Shades tweet. We just saved the best for last.
The "50 Shades of Grey" dude looks just like "Love Actually" kid. I feel less *turned on* and more like….I should call child services…
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 17, 2014
And, no, I did not get bored reading through hundreds of Kendrick’s tweets to find the best. If you’ve got an afternoon to kill, I highly recommend it.
Which tweet is your favorite?
Updated by Bethany Ramos on 3/24/2016