Donnie Wahlberg's junk's got the right stuff, baby
Oh, my! Jenny McCarthy's latest comments about her husband and their sex life are really going to make you wish you never read them and make you question why on earth she would share so much detail.
OK, here it goes: McCarthy appeared on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday and she was happy to answer any questions that callers had, including the question about how her sex life has changed since she became a married woman. And, boy, has it changed!
"Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I've ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it]," she said of her husband, who she wed in August this year and who happened to be in the audience on Wednesday night.
Fellow guest on the show, Tom Bergeron, then decided to ask why the Blue Bloods actor has the most beautiful penis (and we wish that he had never asked).
"Sometimes they're deformed-looking and sometimes they're a different color that you're not used to," McCarthy replied. "Some are, like, purple. Some are pink.
"The size is perfect. I can't get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right. But the thing about it is... he makes love to a woman," she continued.
"Not any woman!" Wahlberg shouted. "Just you!"
And although the couple's sex life is great now, McCarthy didn't just jump straight into the sack with Wahlberg on their first date; she held out.
"I know there was a two in it, so I don't know if it was two days, two weeks or two months. Remember, it took two weeks for him to call me," she said. Well, he eventually called and look where they are now? Sharing information on how great their sex life is!