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17 Moments proving AHS‘s Dandy Mott is the biggest freak of all

In the second episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show, one character stood out from all the rest as the freakiest one of them all. Here’s why we love Dandy Mott and all of his strangeness.

The spoiled young man with intense momma issues didn’t have a lot to do in the AHS season premiere, but he still had quite the impact. In the second episode of the new season, “Massacres and Matinees,” Dandy let his freak flag fly high.

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Here are some of his craziest/best/most amazing moments from the episode.

1. “Snails? Ugh, how boring.”

Dandy doesn’t like anything boring.

2. Drinking booze from a baby bottle.

Come on, who out there doesn’t wish they could do that sometimes?

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3. The jury is still out on whether Dandy actually attacked a girl (though we’re voting that’s quite possible)…

… but we do know that he called her a “pregnant hippo.”

4. “Babies are more boring than anything.”

It looks like Dandy might not be giving his momma any grandbabies anytime soon.

5. “I want to be a thespian! But you keep ruining it!”

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Who knew Dandy had such big dreams?

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6. Dandy doesn’t like caramel corn that tastes like cardboard.

But then again, who would?

7. Yep, he’s definitely a sicko.

Guess who’s been killing the neighbor’s cats?

8. “This is the perfect place for me.”

At least Dandy is aware that he’s a freak.

9. “I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”

He’s not afraid to show his anger in the most frightening way possible.

10. Dandy isn’t afraid of Twisty the Clown.

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It looks like someone has found his soul mate.

11. He even tries to entertain Twisty with a puppet show.

How… um… sweet?

12. “Amuse me, clown.”

No one says “no” to Dandy.

13. “Your silence is utterly provocative. But you’ll have to earn your keep, clown.”

And don’t you forget it, Twisty.

14. He takes a peek in Twisty’s bag. Very bad idea.

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15. He follows Twisty home.

Even worse idea.

16. “Clown, look what I have for you!”

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Dandy likes to bring his friends treats. What’s wrong with that?

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17. “You’re going to have to do a much better job of confinement if we’re going to have any fun.”

Uh-oh, Dandy has discovered a new form of entertainment.

Be sure to check out the next episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show to see more of Dandy’s antics.

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