Wait, what? Amanda Bynes is engaged?
Could the Amanda Bynes saga get any weirder? It's about to, as the troubled actress revealed she has significant plans for her future after her recent DUI arrest.
In an exclusive report from In Touch Weekly, the former child star revealed that she's engaged to be married. The lucky man is a 19-year-old bait shop worker from Costa Mesa, California.
She curiously told the magazine, "I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to f*** them, but I can now say I'm engaged — get away from me. I want to be married and I want to be away from people."
After the nuptials, Bynes hopes to have kids, but only sons, no daughters.
"I want boys, for sure. However many I can pop out," she said. "I don't want a gorgeous girl around. Then I [would] feel way jealous. Ew."
There is currently no date set for the wedding, but she hopes to have the ceremony at the London Hotel in Los Angeles. Don't look for the budding fashion designer to create her own dress, though.
Bynes shared, "I honestly would rather not [design my dress], but I'm so particular about how I look that I cannot imagine not designing it."
It also looks like the couple will settle down in New York City after the wedding, because Bynes likes "walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive."
She continued, "I really do not enjoy driving. I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad."
Driving is definitely not her forte after being charged with driving under the influence on Sept. 28. She has recently been spotted in New York after the incident and her parents are reportedly seeking another round of conservatorship, which ended in September.