Ozzy Osbourne's birthday gift is guaranteed to be one-of-a-kind
Birthday shopping for Dad is never an easy task. And when Dad is a rich, famous former rock star, well, it's probably a little tougher.
But Ozzy Osbourne's daughter, Kelly Osbourne, has this on lock. She knows exactly what she's getting her dad for his birthday — and hers — and, while we wish we weren't ruining the surprise, it's WAY too weird not to share.
Kelly revealed on social media that, for a joint birthday present for her 30th and her dad's 66th, coming up in December, she's having her wisdom teeth, which she had removed eight years ago and has apparently been holding onto just in case she thought of some creepy way to use them, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake for her and her dad to share. It's like friendship necklaces, but much, much weirder.
“I had my wisdom teeth pulled out in 2006 and for my 30th @whitetrashcharmsjewelry is dipping them in gold! One is for me & one is for my dad! #IAmAnOsbourneAfterAll,” the singer-turned-fashion designer captioned an Instagram snap of, yes, her two wisdom teeth in a box.
The jewelry company that will be gold-plating the molars regrammed the photo, captioning it, “Regram …22K gold teeth to be ! for @kellyosbourne & @ozzyosbourne by #whitetrsshcharms #happybirthday kelly!”
No word yet on what kind of jewelry will hold the gold-plated teeth — necklaces? earrings? — but if Kelly follows in other stars' footsteps, the finished charm will hang around her dad's neck, à la Ryan Reynolds, who received a gold-plated tooth from then-girlfriend Scarlett Johannson in 2007. Because once obviously wasn't enough for this creepy keepsake.
What do you think? Sweet birthday gift? Or weird and gross? Would you wear jewelry made of a loved one's gold-plated tooth? Tell us your take in the comments below.