10 Things that are as big as Nick Jonas' junk

Oct 2, 2014 at 6:55 p.m. ET
Image: Bizu/WENN

Nick Jonas won the internet today when shirtless photos surfaced of the 22-year-old cutie channeling Mark Wahlberg's iconic 1992 Calvin Klein photos — crotch grab and all. Need more of a visual? We've rounded up 10 things as big as Jonas' junk.

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Nick Jonas' junk is huge and now there's proof (PHOTOS)

1. Prince Hilton, Paris' teacup Pomeranian puppy

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Paris shelled out $13,000 to be able to give this Jonas-cup-sized Pomeranian pup a cuddle. It hardly seems fair Nick gets to cosset his junk for free.

2. This "tiny house"

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Portable and efficient... what's not to like? The tiny house is nice, too.

3. Olaf's head

Olaf Frozen

GIF via Disney/Scratch

Poor Olaf! We're going to go ahead and hope for Jonas' sake that no one ever plays a game of monkey in the middle with his junk.

4. Justin Bieber's jewelry

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If this comically large and flashy owl chain is any indication, Bieber's motto when it comes to accessories seems to be go big or go home. See also: the embarrassment Biebs will one day feel upon looking back at his questionable choices in jewelry. And facial hair.

5. This indulgent breakfast muffin

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No word on how many calories this monstrosity of a muffin is, but it's definitely a handful.

6. The chip on Kanye West's shoulder

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At the risk of making Jonas feel insecure, we're actually pretty certain the chip on West's shoulder trumps Jonas' junk. By a lot. Like, there's no way West's sense of entitlement could be crammed into a pair of tighty whities. You'd need a hot air balloon. Or a sailboat spinnaker.

7. Shailene Woodley's solution for sinus problems

Shailene Woodley

GIF via NBC/The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

If you've never been made to blush by a root, well, brace yourself. There's a first time for everything and this phallic horseradish even managed to make Jimmy Fallon avert his eyes.

8. Drogon, Daenerys' dragon on GoT

Game of Thrones dragon

GIF via HBO/theonecominghope

While Jonas' bulge is impressive, it can't breathe fire. And while that's probably a plus in the real world, it could very well be the difference between life and death if his junk was on Game of Thrones.

9. Aaron Eckhart's cleft chin

Aaron Eckhart

Photo credit: WENN

Is that a cleft chin on his face or is Aaron Eckhart just happy to see us? Oh, wait. Nope. That actually is just an impressively commanding cleft chin.

10. The most controversial cup of coffee ever

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Who knew a latte could land a man in such hot water? President Obama caught some serious flack for clutching his coffee, but we somehow sense no one is going to give Jonas a hard time for groping his grande cup.

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