While many women feel insecure about their post-pregnancy bodies, Kim Kardashian is seizing every opportunity to show off the twins. And by twins, we clearly mean boobs.
We can’t imagine this Givenchy ensemble is a practical choice when you’re toting around a toddler. Unless you’re breastfeeding. Accessibility is everything when you’re breastfeeding, after all.
In this photo shoot for GQ, Kardashian shows off her boob and her trademark booty. We’re telling ourselves there were, in fact, stretch marks on both… they were just Photoshopped out. That’s fair, right? C’mon.
Psst. Psssst. Kim! You forgot your blouse.
Oh, the infamous bathroom selfie. Or, as Kardashian dubs it here, célfie. Because giving it a fancy French name makes your dim-lit bathroom boob shot chic. Uh-huh.
We can only think one thing when we look at Kardashian in this Kardashian Kollection romper, and that one thing is boob taco. It looks like a black and white boob taco. But — good news! — you can get the boob taco look, too, starting Oct. 29.
Kardashian puts her best boobs forward in a couture beaded skirt and Atsuko Kudo latex bodysuit. Also, she looks like the Little Mermaid’s distant relative, Dominatrix Mermaid.
Thanks to the wonders of a mirroring app, Kardashian gets to put her boobage on display double time. She calls this “airport style,” which is apparently code for, “Don’t forget a boob hole top.” It’s like a keyhole, but, you know, bigger.
For the Video Music Awards, Kardashian’s boobs went boho chic in a beaded Balmain dress. Interestingly, model, Joan Smalls, sported a strikingly similar dress that boasted a covered-up, poncho-style top.
We like to call this Ulyana Sergeenko ensemble Kardashian wore for an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live “the Hugh Hefner.” Let’s be real, after all, it’s basically silk PJs. Plus, boobs. And that much boob always reminds us of Hefner’s harem of Bunnies.
Kardashian’s about half an inch of stretchy strap away from having a bare-boob-in-a-friend’s-living-room moment.
Judging by this “cool look” Kardashian wore for a Hype Energy USA commercial she shot, we have to assume the commercial is about push-up bras. Or double-sided tape. Or figure skating.
All that boob and New York City’s finest is only interested in Kardashian’s booty. Maybe that’s why her boobs want to be out all the time — maybe they have an insecurity complex from being eclipsed constantly by her ass.
While we’re not altogether sure quite so much boob was necessary with this super-deep V-neck dress, we’ve gotta admit Kimmie looks gorgeous. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, we guess?
See-through? Check. Scoop neck? Check. Nude, plunging bra? Check. With this outfit, Kardashian has all her boob bases covered.
Who needs jewelry? Kardashian accessorized her little black dress with lots o’ cleavage.
Seriously, though, what are the odds that any man maintains eye contact with Kardashian during conversation?
Nothing makes a boob selfie sexier than asking your mom to jump in the pic. Kris must have missed the “sultry gaze” memo, though.
Kardashian asked fans to weigh in on this outfit, explaining the dress she had planned to wear on Ellen had broken unexpectedly. The boob-sposure going on here is totally intentional, then.
Leave it to Kardashian to take two things traditionally considered sweet and innocent — the color white and lace — and fill them to the brim with boobage.
Taken only a few short months after North was born, this daring Givenchy dress made it pretty clear that motherhood has not made Kardashian more modest.