Pamela Anderson’s marriage is on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again — you get the picture.
The former Baywatch star’s marriage to Rick Salomon happens to be on right now, and if you ask Pam, she’ll tell you the extremes the couple is managing to weather are just part of the marriage game.
“It’s a real marriage,” Pam told People on Thursday. “It has its ups and downs.”
Yeah, Pam. Ups and downs are one thing.
The two got married for the first time in 2007. Two months later, they had that marriage annulled. Then they reconciled and got married again earlier this year. Then, in July, Pam filed for another divorce. A little over a month later, she petitioned the judge to throw that divorce filing out.
“I think we’re doing fine,” Anderson added during her interview with People. She went on to say she’s happy being back together with her hubby for the time being, even though she has no idea what the future holds for them. Another breakup, maybe? That kind of seems to be their thing.
“We’re very happy,” Anderson told E! News right after the second — or was it third? I can’t keep track — time they got back together. “Our families are very happy and that’s all that matters.”
Pam kind of sounds like a broken record, constantly insisting to reporters that she’s happy — maybe she’s just trying to convince herself. In any case, she’s completely delusional. A normal marriage has ups and downs, Pam. Maybe ignoring the age-old advice and going to bed angry once in a while would be a better idea than, say, running straight to the courthouse and filing for another hasty divorce.
Then again, I’ve never been married, so what do I know? Married folks, is Pam doing it right? Or is her marriage as abnormal as it seems to me? Let me know in the comments.