Peyton and Eli Manning are brothers of many talents. Rapping is maybe not one of them, but that doesn’t make their DirecTV commercials any less pee-pantsingly funny.
Their latest is “Fantasy Football Fantasy,” and it has a fantasy for everyone, especially for those who just like to look at Peyton and Eli Manning. With that in mind, here are our favorite fantasy football fantasy, um, fantasies:
1. A football thrown by Peyton Manning that, when opened, contains a perfect portion of nachos
2. A touchdown that takes you to a magical rainbow waterfall land
3. Bathing in tiny footballs that look like the chocolate eggs they sell at easter. Mmm, showering in chocolate…
4. Peyton and Eli Manning in suits 0___0
5. Eli Manning in not one, but two fur coats
6. This guy being so happy that he can look just a little bit like the Jets’ Chris Johnson
7. Eli Manning riding a pegasus (it’s like they were reading our dream journals!)
8. Papa Bear Manning in spaaaaaaace because why not this video is insane
9. And the worst fantasy: Joe Namath making stew with your mom. Why, you guys. Why.
Now, look upon the whole video with wonder:
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