Hold on tight, ladies. Our favorite lovable dork from Parks and Recreation and Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris Pratt, just gave us several more reasons to love him — one of which is rapping an Eminem verse better than Eminem.
Chris Pratt‘s career is on FIE-ah. We’re still trying to figure out how he made his dorky, slovenly Parks and Recreation character, Andy, look sexy. Pratt, as it turns out, isn’t just another Hollywood hunk. He has impeccable taste in movies, starring in three Oscar-nominated movies for Best Picture — Moneyball, Zero Dark Thirty and Her. This summer, he’s given us an opportunity to sit and drool over him for two hours in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Pratt just stopped by The Whoolywood Shuffle with DJ Whoo Kid and surprised us yet again. Leading up to what is sure to be the viral video of the week — where Pratt nails Eminem’s verse in “Forgot About Dre” — he reveals a couple of fun facts.
The Chronic 2001 is Pratt’s favorite, go-to rap album. Pratt goes on to let fans know he lived in a van when this LP was released and smoked weed every day while listening to it. (Is there a better Hollywood story than bum to mega star?).
After the video, Pratt also clues us in to the fact that he doesn’t pay any attention to Hollywood gossip. He had no idea Orlando Bloom just took a swing at Justin Bieber, and when he finds out, he says, “How embarrassing to get punched by Orlando Bloom.” Ah, ha, ha. He continues, “I’d rather be farted on by David Hasselhoff than punched [by Bloom].” Let’s just go right ahead and declare that our favorite celebrity quote of the week.
Watch this video and strap in for the best three minutes and six seconds of your day. Be warned though, if you’re at work, you may want to hold off because this clip is definitely NSFW… and not just because Chris Pratt is on FIRE!