Selena Gomez's men: Justin Bieber vs. Tommy Chiabra

Jul 24, 2014 at 11:13 a.m. ET
Image: WENN/Justin Bieber Instagram

Look out Justin Bieber, your on-again, mostly off-again gal pal Selena Gomez has found herself a hunka-hunka burnin' Italian love. For her 22nd birthday, Gomez and Tommy Chiabra played in St. Tropez. So has Gomez upgraded? Below, we've compiled a scorecard to help us decide.

Number of arrests

Justin Bieber: Several run-ins with the law, one arrest

Tommy Chiabra: 0

Number of years of probation

Bieber: 2

Chiabra: 0

Number of houses egged

Bieber: 1

Chiabra: 0

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Number of mop buckets peed in

Bieber: 1 (that we know about)

Chiabra: 0 (that we know about)

Number of racist videos on the internet

Bieber: 1

Chiabra: 0

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Ranking on Sports Illustrated's "Most Hated Men in America" list

Bieber: 5

Chiabra: Not listed (In fairness, Chiabra appears to spend most of his time in Europe.)

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Number of petitions calling for his deportation

Bieber: 1

Chiabra: 0

Number of languages spoken

Bieber: 1

Chiabra: 4

Number of yacht companies started

Bieber: 0

Chiabra: 1

Number of tattoos

Bieber: A lot

Chiabra: 1 — that we can see

Number of breakups with Selena Gomez

Bieber: 3 jillion

Chiabra: 0