Poor, sad Jack White. All he was trying to do was watch his favorite team play a game of baseball, but he was sitting in the stands looking sadder than Edward Scissorhands.
White was enjoying America’s favorite pastime when a couple of photos of him sitting in the stands looking less than thrilled were snapped, and the rest is meme history.
It brings a tear to our eye to see someone so despondent and misery loves company, so it makes us feel a little better to see sad Jack White hanging out with his bud sad Kanye West. Sad Kanye first made us weep in May, when photos surfaced of the rapper looking like he’s pondering the meaning of life before embarking on a zip-lining adventure in Mexico, which led to sad Kanye hanging out with Forrest Gump and the man who started it all: sad Keanu Reeves.
And now: sad Jack White hanging out with sad Kanye!
Being depressed at work
Not enjoying a delightful brunch
At a very unhappy birthday party
Looking miserable at the Oscars
Not having any fun feeding some pigeons
And taking in yet another ghastly sporting event