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13 World Cup nip-slips: Players free the nipples

Turn on any of the World Cup matches and make it to the end of the game, and you’ll be greeted with a set of nipples, or maybe even 13 of them… ! From the stands, from the field… they’re everywhere, and we’ve had enough.

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Yes, we like to see a nice and toned upper body once in a while, but is it really that hard to keep a shirt on? Come on, we can see plenty through those skin-tight shirts.

Take this one for instance: 

Alexis Sanchez

Alexis Sanchez, Chile, World Cup 2014

We win! Who wants to see my nipples?

Edinson Cavani

Edinson Cavani, Uruguay, World Cup 2014

Edinson Cavani knows it’s time to celebrate his team’s victory against England, but first he must take his shirt off.

Sol Bamba

Sol Bamba, Ivory Coast, World Cup 2014

Step 1: Accept defeat. Step 2: Admire nipples and six-pack abs. Step 3: Contain admiration.

Mario Yepes

Mario Yepes, Columbia, World Cup 2014

Luscious locks of hair and a little more nipple action. I guess the fans are joining in, too!

Colombia fans

Columbia fan, World Cup 2014

But all the players are doing it….

Jason Davidson

Jason Davidson, Australia, World Cup 2014

OK, maybe this is getting way out of hand. What’s with the nipples? I just wanted to show off my tattoo.

Stephane Mbia of Cameroon and Ivan Rakitic of Croatia

Stephane, Cameroon, Ivan, Croatia, World Cup 2014

Two nipples from Cameroon + two nipples from Croatia = Will you just keep your shirts on and have a civil conversation?

Frank Lampard

Frank Lampard, England, World Cup 2014

Hey, ladies, I have a nice set of nipples that go great with my body. And I can bet that you will like my sexy accent, too!

Australia players

Australia players, World Cup 2014

The defeat against Netherlands was a major upset. So, is that it? They take off their shirts only to use them as a tissue?

Daniel Sturridge

Daniel Sturridge, England, World Cup 2014

Everyone is showing their skin. Daniel Sturridge looks like he might regret his decision to join them.

Jack Wilshere

Jack Wilshere, England, World Cup 2014

His tattoo reads, “Aut viam inveniam aut faciam,” which means, “I will either find a way or make one,” in Latin. Well, we think he just found a way to make people fans of his, that’s for sure!

Sergio Ramos

Sergio Ramos, Spain, World Cup 2014

We are pretty sure Sergio Ramos is thinking, “Stop making fun of us. It’s hot, and we just want to take these sticky jerseys off.”

Prince Harry

Prince Harry, World Cup 2014

Oh, well. At least Harry enjoys it. And that’s all that really matters.

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