You are not alone. BRF — or “b****y resting face” — is real, and even some of Hollywood’s most beautiful women are afflicted by it. (Note: Please proceed with a sense of humor. The video is NSFW.)
First, an explanation of BRF
Folks love hatin’ on Gwyneth Paltrow because she comes across as so perfect — while trying to not come across as so perfect. Even her BRF is polished and pristine!
Reese Witherspoon may play the sweetheart of the cinema, but her BRF is the stuff that keeps little kids awake at night.
Sofia Vergara is one of television’s most beautiful women, so we had to search long and hard for a BRF image. She still looks amazing, but her BRF also looks menacing.
One of the most gorgeous women on the planet — Angelina Jolie — has a BRF that’s more on the scary side. We can almost hear her saying, “Gurrrrl, I will cut you.”
We know this is a low blow, but Heidi Klum makes us feel poorly about ourselves all the time, so we thought turnabout was fair play. Her BRF is more of an eating face and no one looks good when they’re eating.
Leave it to the darling Kate Hudson to have a BRF that is cute and funny, just like her.
For reasons we can’t explain, Jennifer Lopez just gets under our skin somehow. Maybe it’s that green monster — envy, and her BRF isn’t helping. She looks supah-fly even when she’s not trying to.
In fairness, SoCal beauty Jennifer Aniston is on the red carpet in this picture, and she is probably so sick of smiling that this might be her MFIGTC (my face is going to crack) face.
Lindsay Lohan has been looking great since her latest release from rehab, but her BRF reminds us of when we were little and our mothers were about to lose it.
Pamela Anderson can light up a room, a red carpet and a Playboy photo shoot like no one else, but her BRF would discourage us from introducing ourselves.
Cameron Diaz is taking the BRF thing to a whole new level. We can’t see her face, but we get what her hand is saying — loud and clear.