Aren’t celebrities the best? They entertain us on and off screen. Although sometimes they forget that in today’s world of smartphones, they are never offscreen. Here are a few videos that suggest these celebrities forgot the camera was rolling.
Oh, dear. Did this really just happen? Celebrity gossip site TMZ obtained this video of Lamar Odom “rapping” (we’re sure real rappers would take offense to any implied affiliation) with his shirt off, with a buddy whose shirt is off (just one of the many disturbing elements of this video). It’s just — in a word — painful.
Thanks, Lamar, for making us feel sorry for the Kardashians, something we go out of our way not to do. If you don’t have the patience to sit through all 3 minutes and 16 seconds of this, the good folks at TMZ (bless their hearts) saved us the torture and cherry-picked the juiciest line from Odom’s ode: “And when Khloe’s out of town, I still be on the DL.” Then Odom’s weird friend chimes in, “You know what it is, we the QU (Queens) pimps, ask any of these shorties, we ran through their cribs.” Step away from the crack pipe, and for the sake of all humanity, the camera.
Image credit JP/JFX images
Sunday was a full moon, and while it may be waning, its apparent effect on celebrities is not. Our new girl crush, Jennifer Lawrence, who has earned that title with her sassy I-do-what-I-want-and-say-what-I-want-and-cut-all-my-hair-off-if-I-want attitude, loses her s*** on the red carpet with a sea of obnoxious photographers yelling at her. You can tell she’s joking — her P.R. rep is laughing and J Law smiles big when she gets done telling photogs to “Shut up!”
Lady Gaga has just crossed the line into straight-up self-indulgent frivolity. Snore. We forgave her early day antics because she was interesting and we tried to appreciate her artistry and love of theater. Now she just looks desperate. When you’re Gaga and your hosting of Saturday Night Live didn’t boost your record sales the way you had hoped, you go right ahead and pull one of these…
Kylie and Kendall Jenner
Since we started this mess with a member of the Kardashian clan, we’ll close it out with its two youngest members. Like lots of teen girls, Kylie and Kendall Jenner did a little dance video. Only they belong to the Kardashian family, so they introduce their “choreographer” in the beginning (because, hey, what teenage girl doesn’t have a choreographer) and they do it for Virgin America, meaning they likely got a boatload of money to giggle and dance off beat.