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If these naughty celebs had Christmas cards, this is what they’d look like

The holidays are upon us! For many of us, that means sending loved ones greeting cards filled with cheer. Since we likely won’t be getting one from Miley Cyrus, we decided to imagine what she and other naughty celebs would mail out. Feel free to print and prop on your mantel.

Miley Cyrus Christmas Card

If there’s anything Miley Cyrus loves spreading more than self-propaganda and moderately annoying fads like twerking, it’s Christmas cheer. She’s a virtual wrecking ball of holiday spirit.

Chelsea Handler Christmas card

As the lyrics to that classic holiday jingle go, “I don’t need a lot for Christmas/there is just one thing I need…” And while all most people want for Christmas is “you,” a little liquid cheer is the only thing stars who love to chug like Chelsea Handler and Katy Perry want Santa to drop down the chimney.

Kardashian Christmas card

You know the holiday season has officially arrived when the Kardashian girls start flooding Instagram with Christmas-themed selfies. Which we like to refer to as “elfies.”

Prince Harry Christmas card

Pop quiz! Who’d look cutest in a Santa costume: Prince Harry, One Direction’s Harry Styles or the orangutans at the zoo?

Celebrity Joe Christmas card

Looks like Joe Manganiello, Ravens QB Joe Flacco and Joe Jonas decided to capitalize on their shared moniker and send out a Christmas card with triple the good tidings. If snowflakes looked like this, we’d be praying for blizzards year-round.

Pauly D Christmas card

Just sit back this Christmas, sip on some eggnog and let Pauly D spin some holiday tunes for you. Fist-pumping around the Christmas tree is totally optional (but probably inevitable if the eggnog is spiked.)

Selena Gomez Christmas card

“So won’t you tell me you’ll never more roam/Christmas and New Year’s will find you home/There’ll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain/And I’ll be happy, happy once again…” Hmm, those lyrics were written in the ’60s, but perhaps Selena Gomez is thinking of putting out a Bieber-centric remix.

Sofia Vergara Christmas card

Leave it to Sofia Vergara to sex up the holiday spirit. Who needs Christmas presents when you get a greeting like this in the mail?

Kanye West Christmas card

Kanye West‘s album just may be the reason for the season. He is, in his own words, a dog… er, god. He says god. And the man upstairs would undoubtedly have the Christmas hookup.

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