There has been quite a bit of idle internet chatter the past few days about Clint Eastwood’s son Scott, and justifiably so. How has this hottie been hidden from the world for 27 years? Well, he isn’t the only super-sexy, super-secret celeb offspring.
Oh my word. I guess it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that Clint Eastwood would have an attractive son — Daddy Eastwood is a total silver fox in all his RNC-spoutin‘, squinty-eyed glory. What? You don’t think so? Fine. The cheese stands alone. But I think we can all agree that 27-year-old Scott has universal sex appeal. What do we know about this kid? Well, his mom is flight attendant Jaclyn Reeves — and no, no word yet on whether Scott is a kid born of the mile-high club. He got tongues wagging last week when Town & Country released photos of their October issue, in which Scott appears shirtless (swoon!) for a nautical modeling spread. And — how precious — he obviously admires his dear old dad. “As a director and an actor, my dad’s motto is ‘Tell the truth.’ The only way of doing that is having life experiences and being a storyteller.” While he’s had bit parts in Clint’s films Flags of our Fathers and Gran Torino, he’s set to break out in a big way next year with the WWII blockbuster Fury, which, FYI, ladies, also stars Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf and Logan Lerman.
Chester Hanks (aka Chet Haze)
When it comes to the products of Tom Hanks’ procreation, we’re all familiar with Colin Hanks by now, right? He’s the older, super-sweet son from Tom’s first marriage. And then there’s Chester, his 23-year-old son from his current marriage to Rita Wilson. Perhaps we didn’t know he existed because he routinely goes by the alter ego of Chet Haze — a name he says he concocted as a kid to hide his relationship to his famous father. He’s now a rapper, although he says he prefers to be called “an artist.” He also routinely starts his tweets with “yo,” calls everything “dope,” and likens his life to the movie Hustle & Flow, which seems pretty hardcore for a kid who studied theater at Northwestern. But I digress. The point here is that he recently posted a shirtless picture of himself on Twitter, and, well, it actually was hardcore. Literally — check out those abs!
How did I miss the memo that Robert Downey Jr. has a son? Interestingly enough, said secret son has kind of been hiding in plain sight. His name? Indio Falconer Downey. His gig? Vocalist and guitarist for the American rock trio The Seems, alongside drummer Casper Indrizzo and bassist Alex Espiritu. The band’s first single, “Buysexual,” debuted last year, and you know what? I dig their breed of bluesy garage band rock— it’s very The Strokes-meets-The Black Keys. And, I’m not sure whether it’s simply because I think Indio is a tasty morsel or not, but the music’s vibe is very sexy. Indio, unlike his super-in-the-spotlight pops, is apparently pretty shy. It’s tricky trying to find any substantial info on him. However, a quick IMDB snoop reveals that he’s slated to appear in the movie Run for Roxanne, out next year.
Thanks to an illustrious acting career— particularly a little show called 24 — everyone knows who Kiefer Sutherland is. And, sure, we all know old Donald Sutherland is his dad. But did you know that Donald has three other sons from his relationship with French-Canadian actress Francine Racette? The older boys, Rossif and Roeg, are pretty cute, but it’s the baby of the family that caught my eye. He’s been in a few films, the most notable of which is Lost Boys: The Tribe, a spin-off of the classic ’80s film The Lost Boys that his big half-bro Kiefer starred in. Unfortunately, he kind of dropped off the radar after his last role, a 2011 short titled Soundtrack. Subsequently, there’s a shortage of available pics of Angus floating about cyberspace, so you’ll just have to settle for this steamy scene from his role in the Lost Boys flick. Angus, if you come across this article, do us all a favor and get thee to a casting agent now. Or, at the very least, a luxury clothing retailer who will happily slap some designer briefs on you for all the world to admire.
Before you argue that you have, in fact, heard of Patrick Schwarzenegger, let me defend my choice. I contend that had he not been involved in an alleged romance with country cutie Taylor Swift, he would still be a total unknown. Along with his all-American good looks, that, my friends, is what landed this model and aspiring actor on my list. So, it’s pretty obvious who his father is — the Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger. His mom is Arnie’s longtime (but now ex-) love Maria Shriver. While I’ve never found Mr. Terminator to be particularly attractive, there’s no denying he and Shriver passed some pretty excellent genes on to their strapping young son. He gets bonus hotness points for the fact that, in addition to an awesome body, he’s got an awesome heart — he co-founded Project360, a modern hip-hop apparel company which donates a portion of all its proceeds to charity. Awww! Cute and sweet? We’re sold.