The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones review — Hot dudes in eyeliner

Based on the book series by Cassandra Clare, this movie has something gothic for every teen – but that may be the problem. Lily Collins plays the complicated Clary with poise and determination, but gets involved in a possibly-supernatural incestuous love triangle. While the characters and set design are really engaging, the story gets lost in its own underworld.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

3 Stars: Perfect for Twihards

Clary (Lily Collins) and her artist-mother Jocelyn (Game of ThronesLena Headey) live in Manhattan and bicker over Clary’s plutonic relationship with her doting best friend, Simon (Robert Shehan). But the real arguing starts when Clary begins to see things other people can’t — like mysterious symbols and hottie Jace (Jamie Cambell Bower), a shadow hunter who’s also her protector.

When her mom Jocelyn is attacked and kidnapped by some supernatural thugs, Clary, Simon and Jace go on a mission to “Downworld”, where Clary prepares to go tattoo-to-tattoo with the immortal destroyer, Valentine (The Tudors’ Jonathan Rhys Meyers).

Lily Collins is a very watchable actress and attempts to bring some depth to Clary, but this folkloric tale of demons, warlocks, werewolves and angels in some kind of obligatory ancient battle never quite comes together in a way that satisfies the audience. It’s as if the writers plucked one type of supernatural icon from each genre of young adult fiction, invited them to a party and just fed them drinks until they started to get unruly.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

There are some flirty boy-toys, however, making this para-human party worth attending. Hunky Asian-actor Godfrey Gao plays Magnus Bane, a gay warlock styled in Cleopatra-esque eyeliner.

Jamie Campbell Bower (Caius in The Twilight Saga) channels his inner Billy Idol, complete with tousled blond hair, lots of black leather and sexy snarl. Incredibly good looking in that androgynous Robert Pattinson sort of way, I found myself distracted by his large, cavernous ears.

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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

But most delicious of the boy candy is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. No stranger to playing bad boys, Rhys Meyers makes the evil Valentine worth taking a trip to the dark side.

Bottom line: This unwieldy blend of supernatural genres has more style and better performances than The Twilight Saga but a much less-focused plot. No doubt your tweens will love every moment.

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