5 Hilariously weird Fifty Shades of Grey tattoos

Feb 9, 2015 at 12:30 p.m. ET
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Fifty Shades of Grey fans, I'm worried about you. I get that the movie's release on Valentine's Day is pretty much the equivalent of a wedding day or the birth of a new baby to you. But where you lose me is with the cray-cray Fifty Shades tattoos some of you have gotten in this insane build-up to the film's release. You do know that these are permanent, right?

Here are some of the most bizarre Fifty Shades tattoos we could find. You're welcome.

1. Christian Grey's tie wrapped around your little... ankle?


Adorable idea, getting a tattoo of Christian's signature gray tie. But what's it doing around your ankle and on your foot? And is it just me or does the phrase "full frontal nudity" pop into your mind too when you look at that thing?

2. Christian Grey's pile o' toys.


So apparently Christian's "red room of pain" had so many pretty things to look at in there that this poor soul couldn't choose just one and instead got them all tattooed in a big jumble on her back. It's kind of a hot mess.

3. My name is Christian Grey, apparently.


Why would you get this when your name clearly isn't Christian Grey? And is that your upper arm, or are you just happy to see me?

4. Laters, Baby... from my wrist (or torso?) to yours.


This would be cute if it weren't one of a trillion other "Laters, Baby" tattoos people have gotten everywhere imaginable. Please tell us that's the spot right below your hand we're looking at and not something else, though.

5. Property of Christian Grey, because he's real, right?


Another interesting choice. Do you like being owned by people? Do you like the artistic look of passport stamps? Why not put those elements together and get it permanently inked on your wrist (there's that wrist again!) where the handcuffs would go? Makes perfect sense to me.

Have you seen (or gotten) any crazy Fifty Shades of Grey tattoos?

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