Christina Crawford is a writer, guacamole enthusiast, and hypochondriac. She lives in Dallas with her husband and three young boys. She spends her days putting out fires (actual and metaphorical) and trying to mitigate the damage to her sanity. Her words have appeared on Newsweek, HuffPost, Scary Mommy, Today Parents, and more. You can follow along on Twitter where she writes (questionably) funny anecdotes about her life.