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23 Signs you might be a crazy horse lady

Michelle Carlbert is a freelance writer and TV blogger who is a self-proclaimed geek and fangirl. She writes about all things relating to TV and loves everything from dramas to sci-fi and comedies. Michelle lives in Los Angeles and write...

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Young love

#1/23:

Young love

Your love of horses started at a very early age. 

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Never enough

#3/23:

Never enough

No matter how many horses you have, you always want "just one more."

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Birthday party

#4/23:

Birthday party

You throw your horse the best birthday parties. 

#5/23:

Who needs a boyfriend?

#5/23:

Who needs a boyfriend?

The only love you need is from your horse. 

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At the barn

#6/23:

At the barn

You'd rather hang out at the barn than anywhere else in the world.

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Little one

#7/23:

Little one

While your friends are posting baby pics, you're busy posting foal pics. 

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Mucking out

#8/23:

Mucking out

You even try to make mucking look cute. 

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Scenery

#9/23:

Scenery

This is your idea of a beautiful view.

#10/23:

Horse show

#10/23:

Horse show

A weekend without a horse show isn't much of a weekend at all.

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The next generation

#11/23:

The next generation

You're already working hard to turn your own children into horse lovers. 

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Dressage

#12/23:

Dressage

You'll only tailgate a sporting event if it involves horses.

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Decor

#13/23:

Decor

Even your home decor is horse-themed. 

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Horse garage

#14/23:

Horse garage

Horses have invaded every part of your home. 

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Nap time

#15/23:

Nap time

You refuse to wake your horse up from its nap, even when it's time to ride. 

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Pink

#16/23:

Pink

When you ride, everything must match your chosen stable colors. 

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Present

#17/23:

Present

A horse is the best present you've ever gotten (or given to yourself). 

#18/23:

Boots

#18/23:

Boots

You have an impressive collection of riding boots... and none of them are fashion knock-offs. 

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Saddles

#19/23:

Saddles

Your saddle collection is outgrowing your tack room. 

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Trailer

#20/23:

Trailer

Your horse trailer is bigger than your house. 

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Vacation

#21/23:

Vacation

You would never dream of going on vacation without your horse. 

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Hugs

#22/23:

Hugs

You feel certain there is no better hug than a hug from your horse. 

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Understanding

#23/23:

Understanding

You swear your horse can talk to you, and you understand everything it says.

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