Yep, that's right, if you don't like the way your dog's rear looks, there's a butt cover for it. What? Seriously folks, let your dog be a dog, look like a dog and not be laughed at by other dogs (or people, for that matter)!
How do you like to be pranked when it comes to your favorite food? It sounds fun, but no dog wants to think you're bringing home the bacon treats only to find out the floating bacon-scented bubble is nothing but smelly air.
For the pet owner who thinks her pet should share her propensity for visiting the hair salon, Pet Paint is long-lasting colored hair spray that is sure to make your dog or cat loathe your existence. Just look at the Pet Paint poster dog in the picture; it clearly hates looking like an American flag, and your pet will, too.
We can assure you that your pet isn't as concerned for its nails as you are. Is that pricey supply of OPI Dog Nail Pawlish or Pawdicure Polish Pens helping your dog keep up with the Boneses or is it for you to flaunt her around so you can keep up with the Joneses?
We simply have no words — and need no words — to explain why your dog hates you for the Poo Trap.
Seriously? You've become such a wino that you need to make your dog act like one, too? Pinot Tail-io, Bark-deaux, Char-Dog-Nay and Grr-lot sure sound cute, but your sober pup isn't impressed with canine wine and wishes you'd spend more time going to the park than tipping back your bottle.
We completely understand that your dog's habitual barking and scratching at the door is rather annoying. Your dog, however, does not understand why you won't simply let her be a dog. She isn't a human and she hates that you're forcing her to quietly ring the doggy doorbell to go outside.
According to your dog, another name for the Pet Corrector is "ear-bleeding bull horn." You don't like it when your furry friend loudly barks unexpectedly and now he doesn't like you because you terrify him with a loud blast from that red can. Every time you blow it, he wants to rip one of your legs off.
If you're too lazy to bathe your pup, live with his natural canine odor. He doesn't want to smell like a Giorgio cologne sampler. And it's kind of weird that you actually want him to wear canine cologne.
Even if your dog is classified in the working dog breed group by the American Kennel Club, we can assure you that she doesn't want to suffer because of your domestic laziness. The Pet Sweep Animal Debris Removal System may look so cute and seem so incredibly efficient, but secretly your sweet dog is plotting your death for making her run around the house in dust boots. Get off the couch and clean up your own messes, already!
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