If you like the idea of an interactive puppy but you're thinking, "I'd really like him to also poop for ultimate realness," then dreams really do come true. You can buy the Pax, My Poopin' Pup toy! Your child can feed this dog treats, then put on his leash, and he'll actually poop them out. There's even a cleanup bag so the neighbors don't yell at your family when pretend Pax pretend poops on their lawn. Keep in mind, though: The poop treats are small, so they are pretty easy to lose. This will give you the chance to remind your kids to keep track of Pax's poop (which is a pretty proud moment as a parent). Best for kids (and ridiculous adults) ages 4 and up.
FurReal Friends: Pax, My Poopin' Pup, $22.56 at Amazon