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30 fatherhood quotes that put the funny in Father's Day

Bethany Ramos is an editor, blogger, and chick lit author. Bethany works as Editor in Chief for Naturally Healthy Publications.

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Now that's funny

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Now that's funny

Because dad jokes never get old and we know all great dads share a great sense of humor, we've rounded up some of the funniest fatherhood quotes out there. Put 'em in his Father's Day card, post them on his Facebook wall, or tag him on Instagram!

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Ignorance is bliss

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Ignorance is bliss

A face only a father could love… or not.

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Fake it until you make it

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Fake it until you make it

Sometimes dads are just winging this fathering thing.

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Dad jokes galore

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Dad jokes galore

Dads have a funny way of showing their kids love.

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Daddy's girl

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Daddy's girl

Daughters always have a special place in Dad's heart.

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New dads get it

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New dads get it

Dads and newborns are quite the pair.

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Helicopter dad

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Helicopter dad

Some dads wish they could protect their kids no matter what.

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Dad truths

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Dad truths

Even celebrities take their father role seriously.

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That dad perspective

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That dad perspective

Funny how maturity can make us view our parents with new eyes. 

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Oh, those teenage years

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Oh, those teenage years

Thankfully we aren't left with our teenage opinions forever. 

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Like father, like son

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Like father, like son

Tell Dad how much you look up to him.

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It's the thought that counts

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It's the thought that counts

Fathers have a way of looking past a gift's shortcomings.

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Mr. Fix Everything

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Mr. Fix Everything

Dads are great support systems.

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It's a marathon, not a sprint

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It's a marathon, not a sprint

Nobody ever said that a dad's job was easy.

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Raising the bar

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Raising the bar

Some dads have very high expectations for their kids. 

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That nod of approval

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That nod of approval

Sometimes Dad's love was more genuine than Mom's.

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Now it all makes sense

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Now it all makes sense

A dose of laughter is always good, unless, of course, medicine is really needed.

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Big shoes to fill

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Big shoes to fill

Fathers can be amazing role models.

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He makes it look easy

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He makes it look easy

Thank Dad for always being there for you.

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Lead by example

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Lead by example

Dad showed us how to love.

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Those dad jeans, though

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Those dad jeans, though

1997, we're looking at you.

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The gift that keeps on giving

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The gift that keeps on giving

Because Dad always needs at least one more striped tie.

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Tiny drunk people

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Tiny drunk people

And once you make peace with that, you're really gonna enjoy this dad gig.

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Baby love

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Baby love

Most dads know by now — never say never when it comes to what you'll do for your kids.

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He deserves a raise

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He deserves a raise

Preach.

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A rite of passage

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A rite of passage

Baby talk is the great equalizer.

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That new baby smell

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That new baby smell

He might be on to something.

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What every dad is thinking

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What every dad is thinking

Much easier than telling your budding Picasso the truth about his art.

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Priceless

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Priceless

And this is what makes it all totally worthwhile.

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No pressure

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No pressure

It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

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Originally published June 2013. Updated June 2016.

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