OMG. You guys. You need to sit down: A teen just had a baby.
OK, so it's Jenelle Evans of 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 notoriety, which maybe makes for better news than if it were, you know, your next-door neighbor, the sweet Goth teen who promised to teach you how to apply liquid eyeliner.
Evans surprised fans today on Instagram with a family photo taken shortly after the birth of daughter Ensley. The caption? "She has arrived," Evans wrote of the photo of Ensley, her and Ensley's dad, David Eason (also of Teen Mom 2, doncha know).
Evans also took to Twitter immediately after Ensley's birth to post: "Let the collection of baby girl bows begin! she's so precious and beautiful. I'm so in love with her already! Happy and healthy!"
Jenelle, darling, we command you: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE AND TAKE A NAP AND STOP RAVING ABOUT BABY BOWS.
Together Evans and Eason can easily fill a Suburban: Eason already has one daughter, Maryssa, and a son, Kaden. And Evans has two sons, Jace (with ex Andrew Lewis) and Kaiser (with ex Nathan Griffith). Whew. Good thing Evans and Eason are young and spry, the spring chickens. We're putting on another pot of coffee just thinking about this posse.
Baby Ensley will have every minute of her newborn days documented on the current season of Teen Mom 2. We can't imagine all the weird lighting guys wandering around will help her parents get much rest, but hey, maybe we're all just jealous we didn't have a camera crew on cute baby video duty 24/7.
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