Few things are funnier than the things that come out of our children's mouths... except maybe tweets from parents about said funny things.
This stranger looked at me funny when I handed her my son like it's not New Year's Eve and she couldn't use a noisemaker.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) December 27, 2016
6: [pouting bc he didnt get a megazord]— Graceful AF (@graceful_asfuck) December 25, 2016
Husband: I need u to be grateful for what u received
Me: [crying bc I didnt get a Sephora gift card]
There was no denying 8 was my son as he woke up on Dec 25th, devastated by the thought he would no longer be getting a chocolate every day.— Carbosly (@Carbosly) December 26, 2016
I bought a 3D printer for my kids for Hanukkah but in the true spirit of the season it's mine now— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) December 27, 2016
Told my kids my New Year's resolution is to stop swearing and then we all laughed our fucking asses off.— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) December 27, 2014
This year, we're going to a New Years party that is celebrating at 9pm because the kids* can't stay up later than that— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) December 27, 2016
*my wife and I
My Christmas gift to myself is throwing away my tube of toothpaste even though I know if I really worked I could get another week out of it— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) December 25, 2016
The thing I learned over this holiday season is to never wear a skirt around a toddler with a selfie stick.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 26, 2016
The children are nestled all snug in their beds, while buzzed parents are crying, putting together 4,000-piece toys for their kids.— Christie No-Pants (@mendigurl) December 25, 2016
Me: Can you hear that toddler? She's so tired she's crying.— EricaTriesToTwinkle (@SteussieErica) December 25, 2016
Husband: That's not a toddler. That's you. Go to sleep.
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