It's hard to imagine what parents did before Twitter. Who did they commiserate with? How did they know they weren't alone? How did they laugh?!
Each week, parents on Twitter crack us up with their spot-on, hilarious musings on parenthood, and this week is no different. From laundry woes to Elf on the Shelf drama, here are this week's funniest tweets from parents.
I don't scare easily but I'm petrified when I see my 3rd grader walking towards me with his math homework & an inquisitive look on his face.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 13, 2016
When your kid wakes you up at 5:30 on Sunday morning to tell you where the elf is just remember, you did this.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 11, 2016
Make sure your kid uses the NORAD Santa tracker app so they can learn to doubt the integrity of anything found on the internet.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 13, 2016
My husband is dancing to the Nutcracker with our 3yo.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) December 14, 2016
I'm so attracted to his dadding.
His ballet, on the other hand, is horrific.
4YO: "So Santa comes down the chimney, into our house, while we're all sleeping?"— Madame Mumsie (@MUMSIEesq) December 12, 2016
4YO: "And we're all just okay with that?"
I love playing hide and seek with my kids.— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) December 12, 2016
Especially when it's my turn to hide, and they don't know we're playing.
That excitement you feel when you're final caught up on laundry... I've never felt that.— momma unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) December 11, 2016
Having twins is like being at a nascar race; it's very loud, everyone's kinda dirty, & u just make left turns until u figure that shit out.— MacgyveringMom22 (@MacgyveringM22) December 11, 2016
Hey kids, we are going to make treats for the neighbors even if it kills us and makes us all hate each other.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) December 13, 2016
If anyone needs something divided EXACTLY in half, they should use the world's leading authority: any parent with two or more kids.— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) December 13, 2016
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