If there's one thing parents need, it's a sense of humor. Also, wine. If you've got little ones on your hands, enjoy these tweets from moms and dads that perfectly sum up life with kids. Then pour yourself a glass of wine — you deserve it.
How is it the year 2016 and I still have to do a "bedtime routine" instead of shooting my kids with a non-toxic gmo free sedative dart gun— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) November 30, 2016
Just spent $800 on our 4 yr old's bday party. In hindsight, a roll of bubble wrap, 2 cans of Hi-C, & some Chips Ahoy would have sufficed.— Doc McFuckins (@gamecox93) November 29, 2016
Sometimes I think I'm a good parent. Until I see a parentier parent parenting all over the place.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) November 29, 2016
Wake up extra early so that you and your kids can still be 20 minutes late wherever you go.— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) November 30, 2016
And thus begins "keeping toddler from pulling ornaments off the tree" season.— Mike Spohr (@newbornidentity) November 30, 2016
Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell.— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) November 29, 2016
After: get them to put on pants.
If you like watching smaller versions of yourself point and laugh while you writhe in pain on the ground, then parenting may be for you.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 29, 2016
Me: I read a story today about why we should buy fewer presents at Christmas & do more things together instead.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) November 28, 2016
4yo: I'm glad I can't read.
ET is a feel-good movie because it reminds me that I'm not so bad at parenting I wouldn't notice an alien is in my daughter's ghost costume.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) November 27, 2016
"When you come back inside you can clean your rooms and unload the dishwasher!" is a great way to keep the kids outside for hours.— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) November 27, 2016
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