When you spend your days cleaning food up off of the floor and trying to convince someone who's around 3 feet tall that they have to wear shoes when it's 30 degrees out, you could probably use a laugh — which is where Twitter comes in handy. From parental election stress to all-too-common story-time rituals, here are this week's funniest tweets from parents.
If you don't keep a smushed granola bar of questionable date stuffed in your bag beneath tampons and a gross chapstick, are you even a mom?— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) November 7, 2016
My son calls chicken nuggets "snack chicken" and I think it's high time we all do too.— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 7, 2016
Person with one kid: I fear I'm doing everything wrong.— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) November 7, 2016
Me: Have a second so you can be *sure* you're doing everything wrong.
My 1 y/o just motioned for me to fast forward through the commercials of her show if you were wondering how generation z is coming along.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) November 6, 2016
Me shuffling through the fall leaves except it's all the Halloween candy wrappers my kids left on the floor.— one ordinary girl (@audri_em) November 7, 2016
You know you're truly a parent when you are required to show the pictures in the book you are reading to the stuffed animals in the room.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 7, 2016
No matter if you're 4 or 34 if you tell your mom that something's wrong, she's going to ask if you need to poop. It's mom science.— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) November 7, 2016
So cool how they invented Halloween just so parents would have buckets of candy to stress eat while watching election results.— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) November 9, 2016
Pro tip: Heighten family experiences by visiting the zoo on a cold day when the animals are inside and the smell is especially pungent.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) November 7, 2016
My 5 yo started a sentence with, "After you die and I get married" so no, I don't think Disney has influenced her reality too much.— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) November 7, 2016
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