Just because you love your kids to death doesn't mean they don't drive you bat-crap crazy every day. Being a parent is like being a passenger on the wildest emotional roller coaster ever constructed. One minute, it's amazing — the next, you're wondering if it's too early to drink. (Spoiler alert: It usually is.) For those moments when your kids aren't being the angelic, snuggly cuties you portray them to be on Instagram, take comfort in these 10 hilarious parenting tweets that let moms and dads everywhere know they're not alone. (Like, ever, because #parenting.)
The mom's version of a theme party is coordinating family Halloween costumes.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) October 18, 2016
Help, I drank 2 cups of coffee and I still want to die.— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) October 15, 2016
Is this it?— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 15, 2016
-kids on a hayride
Sorry autocorrect changed "playdate" to "I'd rather do anything else than make small talk while our kids scream at each other for 2 hours."— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) October 17, 2016
A neat part about modern parenting is how you can connect with, compare yourself to & get criticized by random people all over the Internet.— Mommy_Owl (@Lhlodder) October 19, 2016
To toddler: Don't drink the bath water.— SammichesPsychMeds (@SamPsychMeds) October 16, 2016
Toddler: Challenge accepted.
My kids always crush me at handball.— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 16, 2016
Their secret weapon? Be "injured" or "not ready" every time I get a point.
I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig— Spookypants Cher (@House_Feminist) October 19, 2016
Mom Halloween Costume Ideas:— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) October 19, 2016
Slutty Cracked iPad Screen
Slutty Unfinished Bento Box Lunch
Slutty Toothpaste Puddle
Slutty Pile of Laundry
My 2 yr old freaking out about bugs (pepper flakes) in her food at this nice restaurant is the reason we rarely bother to leave the house.— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) October 19, 2016
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