Few people can use a laugh more than parents. When they're not putting out (metaphorical and possibly literal) fires, cleaning unidentifiable substances off of walls or being woken up at ungodly hours, a hearty chuckle is in order. Here are this week's funniest tweets from parents. Because you need it.
Has a laptop, tablet, smart phone, Kindle, televisions, and gaming systems.— WittySassBasket™ (@WittySassBasket) September 13, 2016
Me: I'm bored.
Has cardboard box.
2 year-old: I'm fucking set
Being in charge of both the finances and the kids means I'm probably gonna end up selling these kids at some point.— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) September 13, 2016
Recently discovered cave drawings depict a prehistoric man, head in hands, listening to his child drone on about Minecraft.— Meh me once... (@TheAlexNevil) September 13, 2016
47 minutes: How long my kids can talk to me about Pokémon Go without getting a response or checking my vitals.— Whit Honea (@whithonea) September 13, 2016
I think I'm just going to start wiping my kids food on my shirt.— MommieKnowsfresh (@MommieKnwsFresh) September 12, 2016
You know, cut out the middleman
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