Admit it: When you see a parent dealing with a temper tantrum in the middle of Target, your heart breaks for them a little. But when you read their tweet about it, you almost pee yourself. From eloquent 1-year-old text messages to the "highlights" of family vacations, here are the 10 funniest tweets from parents this week. Oh, parenting.

1. Classic threat

It’s not even Halloween yet and we’re already threatening the kids with Santa.

And we’re Jewish.

— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) August 24, 2016

2. Aww, thanks!

Nothing brings me more joy than my 1 year old texting me
+++++++++++++++++++++++++&*_%#@_-------
from my wife's phone.

— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) August 23, 2016

3. When the gates of heaven open

If you listen closely, you can hear angels singing when a mother takes off her bra at the end of the night. #MyPoorBoobs#Motherhood

— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) August 24, 2016

4. Love is love

Teaching my kids about the many kinds of love there are by very openly showing affection for my summer vacation nighttime sweatpants.

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 23, 2016

5. Awesome job, Mom

So my kids most favorite parts of vacation were riding in an Über & eating a hot dog on the street. Well that was money well spent.

— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) August 21, 2016

6. Adorably wasteful little ones

"I did it!" Toddler proudly, after throwing the snack she just asked for away.

— Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) August 24, 2016

7. Pretty similar

Being a parent is kind of like being a taxi driver.

Except you don't get paid & all of your customers complain that they're thirsty.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 23, 2016

8. Oh, you're tired?

...When people without kids say how tired they are.

You. Don't. Know. Tired.

— Heather D (@IB4ECeptAfterC) August 23, 2016

9. Silly question

Why does mommy drink so much coffee?

So that she can be awake while you make her lose her shit!

— k. s. (@xyz79zyx) August 23, 2016

10. Makes sense

I don't judge kids drinks based on how much my kids will drink them. I judge them on how sticky it will be when my kids spill them.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) August 20, 2016