Admit it: When you see a parent dealing with a temper tantrum in the middle of Target, your heart breaks for them a little. But when you read their tweet about it, you almost pee yourself. From eloquent 1-year-old text messages to the "highlights" of family vacations, here are the 10 funniest tweets from parents this week. Oh, parenting.
It’s not even Halloween yet and we’re already threatening the kids with Santa.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) August 24, 2016
And we’re Jewish.
Nothing brings me more joy than my 1 year old texting me
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) August 23, 2016
+++++++++++++++++++++++++&*_%#@_-------
from my wife's phone.
If you listen closely, you can hear angels singing when a mother takes off her bra at the end of the night. #MyPoorBoobs#Motherhood
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) August 24, 2016
Teaching my kids about the many kinds of love there are by very openly showing affection for my summer vacation nighttime sweatpants.
— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) August 23, 2016
So my kids most favorite parts of vacation were riding in an Über & eating a hot dog on the street. Well that was money well spent.
— The Dose of Reality (@TheDoseTweets) August 21, 2016
"I did it!" Toddler proudly, after throwing the snack she just asked for away.
— Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) August 24, 2016
Being a parent is kind of like being a taxi driver.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 23, 2016
Except you don't get paid & all of your customers complain that they're thirsty.
...When people without kids say how tired they are.
— Heather D (@IB4ECeptAfterC) August 23, 2016
You. Don't. Know. Tired.
Why does mommy drink so much coffee?
— k. s. (@xyz79zyx) August 23, 2016
So that she can be awake while you make her lose her shit!
I don't judge kids drinks based on how much my kids will drink them. I judge them on how sticky it will be when my kids spill them.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) August 20, 2016
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