If you've got a pot of strong coffee and the ability to laugh at the inevitable fact that every day you'll be cleaning up a spilled bowl of some sort of cheddar cracker, then you're killing it at this parenting thing. But of course, crushed food shouldn't be your only source of entertainment each day (dear God, please let it not be), so here are 10 of the funniest tweets from your fellow parents this week. Because if you can't laugh, you just might cry.
Raise your hand if you addressed and stamped dozens of postcards for your kid to send you from camp & you have so far received zero.— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) August 3, 2016
My daughter said her tooth fairy brings clothes. Which is fine with me because now I don't have to go to the bank.— Jennifer White (@yenniwhite) August 3, 2016
My kid wanted to throw a dime in a wishing well, like some kind of oil baron. I don't think so. You get one penny. Make the fucker count.— Corners (@AverageCorners) August 1, 2016
Which shoes go better with this top and also hide the fact that my kids ate cereal for dinner last night?— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) August 1, 2016
I feel the most connected to my kids when I eat the bag of stale Goldfish I find in their car seat.— Ponies and Martinis (@PonyMartini) August 1, 2016
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