You think you're alone, but trust us — you're not. Each day, parents across the world all but bang their heads on the wall out of frustration from their kids — or practically pee their pants laughing from the funny and endearing things their little ones say and do. Got a minute in between looking for the red sippy cup and cleaning God knows what off the floor? Here are 10 hilarious tweets from parents this week.
We were just starting Deadpool when the toddler woke up crying, and that's how my one year old daughter learned the word "fuck".— One Car Family (@0necarfamily) May 17, 2016
I get stressed out by my children's casual willingness to watch movies non-sequentially.— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 17, 2016
Me: there should be a term for the jealousy I feel when other women become pregnant— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) May 17, 2016
Husband: there is it's BATSHIT CRAZY
And the Oscar goes to my toddler for her dramatic portrayal of a poor mistreated child made to go to bed against her will by her mean Mama.— SingleBabyMama (@_SingleBabyMama) May 17, 2016
It's only whilst listening to the 5yo singing to himself on the toilet that I've realised quite how inappropriate some song lyrics are!— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) May 14, 2016
Breast vs. Bottle— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) May 17, 2016
Cloth vs. Disposable
Organic vs. Non-organic
At least parents can all agree
on one thing:
Caillou is the worst.
Delighted 8yo: "I had a dream where people could only talk in whistles and farts."— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) May 14, 2016
me: sorry, you have to drink water we're just about out of milk— Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) May 18, 2016
5yo: [sighs] I wish we had a cow
4yo: "Daaaaddy! I need your help! I'm in the bathroom! I tried to practice wiping my own butt!"— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) May 17, 2016
Me: "How'd it go?"
4yo: "Not too good."
My twins have their own secret language...it's mostly just swear words.— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) May 18, 2016
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