Kids are the joys of our lives, but also... they can drive us a little cuckoo. From hot mom fantasies to drinking wine out of a sippy cup, here are 10 of the most LOL-worthy tweets from parents this week.
1. Here, have a drink
*Sarah McLachlan sits beside me* For just 25 cents a day, you can send moms like these what they need most, boxes of wine.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 31, 2016
2. Step away from the candy
My kids ate my peanut butter eggs so now they'll know what being homeless is all about— EnvyDaTropic™ (@envydatropic) March 30, 2016
You know how some people wait a few minutes during hide 'n seek to find their kids?— Mᴏᴛʜᴇʀ-ᴀᴛ-Lᴀᴡ (@MUMSIEesq) March 31, 2016
I wait HOURS.
4. So gross
We've made 3 children together yet when my husband confessed he accidentally used my toothbrush, I wanted to bleach my mouth.— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) March 31, 2016
5. Wait, what?
I thought Netflix & Chill meant putting on Daniel Tiger for the kids so I can play candy crush in peace.— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 30, 2016
6. Every mom's fantasy
All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 28, 2016
7. Do what you gotta do
My wine receptacles include:— ssssss. (@semple42) March 31, 2016
8. Say no to crumbs
22: I shouldn't put my drink down or some creep'll put drugs in it.— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) March 29, 2016
42: I shouldn't put my drink down or some kid'll put mouth crumbs in it.
9. Danger zone
Parents can drive on the freeway with a screaming toddler. That’s legal for some reason.— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 30, 2016
10. Back to reality
Post spring break report, hour 2: the 3yo is not adjusting well to no longer having a bevy of adults catering to her every whim.— Will (@willgoldstein) March 28, 2016